Yomuchan's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Planting Seeds]

Stay out of the sewer! There are... things... down there.

[Arm Pain]

Potatoman, meet Bitter-melon Man.

ChazDude responds:

I call 'em melon sores.

[Socket]

.... how was he supposed to read the warning sign? My client is innocent!

[Buy Some Drugs]

What people see as destitution, as chaos and poverty, I see opportunity! Clearly, there's a huge demand for the goods we offer. The black caravan shall set sail to England! We'll make a lot of money, the people will have luxury goods and everyone wins!

[Double Date Pt.3]

Jack looks like he's had a good time. I seen those eyes before - see? One of the new lads passed his first job perfectly, so I got him an express allnighter ticket to the gentlemen's club. That's how he looks like right now. Had a real good time down in the funland district. Already more of a man than all of Whetland put together. He's gonna do amazing things in life I tell ya what.

ChazDude responds:

Good time was had by all, he's pooped.

[Internet Refugees]

I miss Forchania. For the longest time, it was the 'center of the transport world', a great central port where an enterprising trader could accomplish anything. Once known as the final boss of the internet, now they're the butt-end of many a joke. Fortunately, the great libraries have been preserved. A fascinating case study for the immunity programs, I learned much about its end. RIP.

ChazDude responds:

Redditia reigns supreme these days.

[Withdrawal]

That bad, huh?

Hey, hey hey hey. Be right back, need to place a phone call.

"Hello? Trump? You're not gonna believe this, old buddy... but there's oil in the EU and they're screaming for regime change! Yeah, how's about you, me and old man Bunchies get together and liberate the hell outta 'em? Yeah. Yeah, I'm free that day. You bring the battle group, Bunchies will bring the supply choppers and I'll bring the mercs. Cool, just like old times. See ya buddy."

Real talk, though. What's that kill switch?

[Citizenship]

Haaaaaaaaarsh. Is she the new president of the united states now?

-

I'm enjoying the shutdown so far. Lots of work for PMCs, ya know? Kinda like a 'good harvest year'.

ChazDude responds:

Coincidentally I'm volunteering at a food bank from the end of the month. Need any help over there?

[10 More Things Not To Do In Britain]

#12: Run through the wheat fields. That's naughty, yo!

ChazDude responds:

#13: Mix tea with coffee.

[Fly in the Drink]

Huh, so Dave is a small bird...

ChazDude responds:

It's probably his spirit animal.