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[Low Memory]

"The viral system evolves by reacting to the environment and adapting to it."
"What if we were able to convince it that coexisting with its environment would allow it to survive permanently?"
"What, you mean have it become a part of Dave?"
"Something like that."

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Say, are there viruses that are coded entirely in British slang over there?

ChazDude responds:

There's bound to be a few...

[Bandwidth]

... was Dave downloading the entire archive of IztovianBabes.net using that toaster?

ChazDude responds:

Nah, it'd overheat within a nanosecond, literally and figuratively!

[Wall Talk]

I say we teach the guy how to do the Dragonrend Shout.

PS: Great detail with the Oval office, by the way. Even 'that thing'.

ChazDude responds:

I couldn't put it to waste, sooooo...

[Easter Egg Hunt Pt.3]

"NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!"

Is what happened, right?

ChazDude responds:

You bet your sweet backside.

[Brexit Day Pt.2]

Ah, these are indeed difficult times. But rest assured, as we speak - our elite army engineers are already in the process of constructing tunnels and seaports to allow us to transport vitally needed supplies to the region. Long ago, your nation provided us with technological and financial aid in a time of great need, and it is time for us to return the favor. That is what it means to be good neighbors, da? Anyway, dont tell poor old guy about da Article 13, I worry his poor old heart can't take it... (You read this in a thick russian accent for some reason)

ChazDude responds:

European parliament elections comin' up. Too bad I won't be able to vote those who vote for A13 out of office :c

[Buffering]

Ghost dude's got a point. I could watch videos on 144p back in 2006 and not care.

ChazDude responds:

I miss the 00's :c

[Arm Pain]

Potatoman, meet Bitter-melon Man.

ChazDude responds:

I call 'em melon sores.

[Double Date Pt.3]

Jack looks like he's had a good time. I seen those eyes before - see? One of the new lads passed his first job perfectly, so I got him an express allnighter ticket to the gentlemen's club. That's how he looks like right now. Had a real good time down in the funland district. Already more of a man than all of Whetland put together. He's gonna do amazing things in life I tell ya what.

ChazDude responds:

Good time was had by all, he's pooped.

[Internet Refugees]

I miss Forchania. For the longest time, it was the 'center of the transport world', a great central port where an enterprising trader could accomplish anything. Once known as the final boss of the internet, now they're the butt-end of many a joke. Fortunately, the great libraries have been preserved. A fascinating case study for the immunity programs, I learned much about its end. RIP.

ChazDude responds:

Redditia reigns supreme these days.

[Citizenship]

Haaaaaaaaarsh. Is she the new president of the united states now?

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I'm enjoying the shutdown so far. Lots of work for PMCs, ya know? Kinda like a 'good harvest year'.

ChazDude responds:

Coincidentally I'm volunteering at a food bank from the end of the month. Need any help over there?