In his hands are arcane devices, non-euclidean geometric tools and magitechnological wonders of the last age.

YomToxic has claimed a flash workstation!

YomToxic works furiously!

"Sim date...." he mutters as he works.

So, here we are - at the end of the plan. Things could have gone better, but I'm satisfied with having managed to see the release of two games out of four.

Sex Kitten - Jungle Mayhem

Sex Kitten - Armageddon!

We also had plans to release a ported copy of the original game in which Slutty McSlut appeared (straight up from 1999, from a game company that no longer exists!), along with a remastered version of the original sex kitten game. However, the project director of Origins seems to be MIA for the time being - and I can't just up and release 'em without his permission. This is his hard work and I respect that.

Here's to another 10 years of Sex Kitten! *toast*

PS: He was the man who located this ancient game and brought it to us in the first place. To you, who delivered to us this Legend from before the ages of Man, I give thanks, wherever you may be!

Long ago, in the ages before profile pics, HTML5 and such, HaZard, Dazmo and Madhavi posted the first ever Sex Kitten game. The time was 2:21 PM EDT, 21 July 2004.

Fast-forward 10 years. 4 incarnations of FH and 4 generations of developers have passed.

For the first wave of products celebrating a decade of Sex Kitten, I present...

2:21 PM EDT - July 21, 2014.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/643020

Thought that was nuts? There's some more wacky products coming up! Hold onto your hats, folks!
 

I was taking a trip down memory lane, when I found this link. Turns out its a cafepress shop with Forkheads merchandise available. It was made by the previous admin of the site for the launch of the current home base, and after some unfortunate events, was forgotten during a violent purge.

http://www.cafepress.com/forkheadsnet

I guess borrowing this won't harm anyone - I'll just stick it over there, who knows? Someone might actually buy the ANGRY RED FACE ON A THONG for shits and giggles... me? I'm gonna get that mug and that TECHNO! poster.

Originally made on a whim, this flash has been given a large pool of words and phrases - finally ending with over 10 thousand possible combinations - all of them horribly hilarious, nonsensical, rude and crazy!.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/639045

Version 1.0a comes with 140 possible words per section, over ten thousand combinations for your amusement. Feel free to share what you got!

Hit the "Get" button to get a piece of information. Once your fate is clear, you can reset and start over.

And remember; much like the reset button, your fate can be changed. Have fun!

This swf file is 917 Kb.

It's been a long run, isn't it? And what a find. These last few years have been exceptionally good - finding even the Beginning, and the discovery of the true first dev team. I'm proud to have made it this far. Who coulda thought I'd even make it up to this point back in 2009?!

I can't have made it this far alone. I want to take this moment to thank everyone who's helped me come this far. The fellow dev team members, the fans, and everyone who put together the flash tutorials here on NG. I'd still be dabbling in crappy page-flippers and flash loops without ya.

No, I'm not retiring - I'm gearing up to make the next step in Forkheads' dev team; to release better, crazier and wackier games and animations! Look forward to it, everyone!

Conveniently borrowed from ye olde Newgrounds, I might add....

I assure you, this is entirely temporary - once I get another job, ads go bye bye.

PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!

I ended up staying in the hospital for a day or so. It's the new "Chronic Collegis Rejectus" plague that's been going around. Bad stuff, man. BAAAAAAD STUFF. Oh no. I'm all right, for now. Just need lots of bedrest and relaxation. Next year, I'll try and make it again.

Because, hey, the equivalent of a radio transmitter~reciever on the internet's pretty okay. I can pretend to be some sort of insane survivalist radio show or something.

https://twitter.com/YomuChanFH

There's the link; please don't blow up the world with it. (Splitting the world in half doesn't count, as it makes two worlds.)

You heard me right, pal!

Here, have the results of our first official  'Direct a Sex Kitten Game' contest!

Not one, but TWO sex kitten games directed by the up-and-coming dev team on forkheads!

Winner, Sex Kitten HELL!!!11 Boasting a newly rehauled battle system (with useable guns!) and a new inventory system built from scratch. This project was directed by our very own OJJ, chainsaw master and bizarre time-warper extraordinaire!

Runner-up, Sex Kitten TV Dinner! Aiming to appeal to the simpler times of this series' begining, this short game packs the first live-fire test of a parallel inventory system! This project was directed by Stup, the craziest writer in the land!.

A special thank-you for the rest of the dev-team who helped with the development of these games! Keep those ideas, scribbles, doodles and crazy plans comin'! There's always room for more crazy over here!

Another round of applause to the 222 fans who made this possible! Where would I be without your vote5s and stuff? Thank you for making this happen!

...So does this mean the day I get 444 fans, I have to slip out of a 4th floor, die, get run over by a hearse, and then an ambulance and release 4 new sex kitten games? Ohshi- (You win 5000 points if you get this joke)