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Yomuchan
時々ゲームを作る大ばか、多分。
もしもし, エッチ大好きです!  Your head will EXPLODE!!!111 Currently making them KER-AZY sex kitten games. 失礼!

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Posted by Yomuchan - January 29th, 2013


Taking its name from the legendary Forkheads hosted at Forumarena Galaxy; this fighting ground puts together the forkheads crew, and fighters from all over the cosmos seeking fame and fortune. Of course, this attracts spectators; and more importantly, gamblers. That kind of thing's good for the economy, ya know?

Rules:
1) All fights are played by the computer at max-level AI. Once two people go in, only one comes out.

2) Once a fight is started, only when one side is defeated, can the fight stop. No fight throwing.

Gambling rules:
1) You must declare your gambling, and declare how much you have bet on which fighter winning. You cannot change your bet after teh fight starts.
2) You must purchase an Arena Ticket to gamble. Arena tickets are limited; but are in the shop.
Gambling payout will be calculated by the following formulas:

Regular Fights (Your bet*2)-1200.
Quarterfinals Fights (Your bet*4)-1800.
Semifinals Fights (Your bet*8)-2600.
Final Fight (Your bet*10)-3300.

Yes, if you bet too low, and even if your fighter wins the match, YOU CAN LOSE MONEYS. SO PLAY IT WITH HIGH STAKES AND PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT.

Anyone wishing to join the tourney may post here.

The Rookie cup is under way!

DONT MISS IT!

Forkheads Arena!


Posted by Yomuchan - January 19th, 2013


And this one shall be a technical masterpiece.

Wish us luck.

In an alternate universe, far away from the current shenanigans of our trouble-magnet hero as he somehow escaped to Mexico, a new adventure is continuing...

In the last episode of Sex Kitten RPG, our hero managed to collect the OMGWTFBBQ stones and was last seen entering a mysterious, pulsating gate.

What happens next? Find out in the sequel!.

Development tracker as of 20-Jan-2013

Game Engine planning: 100%
Game engine: PAC and RPG
Intro scene: 100%
Graphics: 38%
Script: 30%
Music: 100%
Reward System: 15%
MAP: 0.5%

Credits----
Coding: YomToxic
Scriptwriting: AFH
Imagehunter: AFH
Aesthetics: Chaos,
Arts: Parpolz
Music: Lime, Klacid

Overall: 41%!


Posted by Yomuchan - January 13th, 2013


Blah blah crappy hosting.

Oh well. One "Polite" letter sent.

At least the offsite chat's not bugged up... for now.

EDIT 5 hours later:
It's back online. I'm not taking any chances. Backing up stuff now.


Posted by Yomuchan - December 24th, 2012


I got a box. Just one box. Full of videogames... this year.

So yeah, This year's Christmas Card will be late by one day... sorry about that. =]

Stuff got (In no particular order)

MDK (THE AGE OF LEGENDS HAS COME BACK!)
Metal Slug Anthology (GOOD TIMES!)
Metal Gear Solid 1 (EVEN MORE GOOD TIMES!)
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence (STEALTH!)
Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth II (GOOD TIMES!)
Tropico 3
GTA: Chinatown Wars
Chrono Trigger (DS) (My friends say this thing is awesome. Can't wait to play it.)
Pokemon Platinum
Pokemon Ranger (DS)


Posted by Yomuchan - December 21st, 2012


I was minding my own business, working on Sex Kitten RPG's sequel, when some sort of planet destroying thingy appeared and threatened to destroy the world. Naturally, I was pissed off and after drawing up a crappy space-fighter jet, me and a close friend went to destroy the evil force threatening our planet.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608170

With this done, back to work for me!.


Posted by Yomuchan - November 4th, 2012


...the sequel to Sex Kitten: Prison Break.

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THE STORY SO FAR (I think)

In the last episode, our idiot hero (YOU!) somehow broke out of a maximum security prison where you were imprisoned for your insane shenanigans.

However, your girlfriend, Slutty McSlut carried out a PMS-fueled rampage while you were zonked out on DMT (and probably JD), and the end result was that YOU became the target of a nationwide manhunt.

Thus, you two make your way to Mexico, in an effort to get away from the ever-tightening noose of the Federal Rape-Me-in-the-Ass Bureau of Investigation. However, much to your chagrin, you find that McSlut has used your meager savings to buy a fuckton of coke, and is currently quite high and prone to raping everything she sees (yes).

So, once again, you must set out to earn enough money, stuff and magic good to cross the border and escape to Mexico in another stupid and nonsensical Sex Kitten adventure!.

Good luck!

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I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who's made this project leap alive from the development room, to your hands today.

Programming: Yom

Programming (much needed) assistance: Loliparpol.

Art: Google search, Gelbooru and Yom.

Extra art: Yom, Parpol, Dietcoke.

Voice talent: Hanzo, Seika and Kurosaki

Cameo assistance and advice: Fucklard, Rai-chan, Alice, OJJ and Loliparpol.

Advice: Seika, Parpol, AFH and Hanzo.

Foods: Shiya and Chaos

That one guy who ate all our pringles: AFH.

Last but not least, thanks to Klacid and TENT for letting me continue their work!.

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What, you're still here? Ah, go on and play this already!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605562

Sex Kitten Mexico's out!


Posted by Yomuchan - October 16th, 2012


... I've started work on the sequel to Sex Kitten, Prison Break.

Stay tuned.


Posted by Yomuchan - September 18th, 2012


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/603140

Leave me some good reviews, ok?


Posted by Yomuchan - August 23rd, 2012



Posted by Yomuchan - August 1st, 2012


The silence is broken, with EVA7 finally hitting NG!.

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Our story starts on this lone chunk of the earth, floating in deep space...

It has been 9 years since Asuka and Shinji were left floating on said chunk of the world Shinji blew up for some reason. They have been arguing all this time, and at long last, the ever-patient Rei is sick and tired of their bullshit. In a bid to humiliate either of them, Rei threatens them into playing strip blackjack.

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The rules are simple.

1) Don't let the total value of your cards go over 21.
2) Don't let your opponent have a higher value of cards than yours.
3) Score 21 with two cards to win instantly (and get one unit of cloth back).

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Controls
Shuffle and Go: Randomizes all cards.
Hit: Draws an extra card.
Stay: Keeps your current hand. If your total is below 22, you can draw another card. If you hit above 21, you lose.

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Special shout-out goes to loliparpol, whose superior arty skills pulled this game from dev hell to the finished projects. And a big thanks to the crew at FH for the blooper ideas and such. Another shoutout to Kurosaki and Veechan for the voiceacting! You've made this game so much better than envisioned.

Now go on ahead and try to win!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/600131

PS: Click the eyeball when the game is loaded for hidden fun stuff!

It has been 9 years since EVA6 was posted.