Yomuchan's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[WHAT IF I MARRIED AN AI?]

What if you did? I would greet you on the day of your wedding, and wish you and your spouse a wonderful life together.

Also pretty awesome song lol.

[People Pleaser]

A work of absolute, shart-rending genius. MTV went bankrupt because they would not air this masterpiece.

[Return To Your Shell]

Quite sexy. /monocle_face

[Gothic Skirts]

Oh noes spoopy noises XD

[Grindtendo Sixtycore]

This is the sort of 10/10 banger that Yuzo Koshiro would compose for the Bare Knuckle series.

DrunkGecko responds:

Bare Knuckle my butt hole

[Jazzy Town]

Needs moar fart sounds.

DrunkGecko responds:

Brap

[Suck My Rancid Unwashed Ballsack]

Review of Menu item: Rancid Unwashed Ballsack by gourmet chef DrunkGecko

The aroma of this Rancid Unwashed Ballsack is a pleasing, delicate scent that does not linger in the air. Rather, it offers a small preview of the gourmet delight of the Rancid Unwashed Ballsack.

The skin is carefully pulped, as expected of a master chef. Richly seasoned with all natural spices, it coats an evenly-cooked mixed nut that's balanced between tender and firm, a delight to chew and relish the taste. Sadly, the Rancid Unwashed Ballsack lasts only 20 seconds or so in the mouth before the delicate meat is instinctively swallowed.

Final thoughts: While the ball needs spicing, especially if eaten separately, the wonderfully spiced skin complements the meat quite well. Overall score 5 stars out of 5.

[side to side bopper ~ main theme]

Twas a bopper this warm summer night.

[Third year's a charm]

Actually pretty good. Pleasant to listen to, wouldn't change a thing. 10/10 would recommend.

Positron832 responds:

dis my fav song from myself so far :3

[LuckyDee on His 1000 Hobbies, Moderating & Playing in Bands | Off the Wall - S4E11]

1000 hobbies huh? You must be having an interesting life indeed.

LuckyDee responds:

It's both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand I never need to be bored, but on the other I finish very few of the things I start - especially if they take longer than a single session to complete. Thanks for listening!